Wizzy Woof

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This Is Wizzy WooF (East Coast YAP RAPS)

I am Wizzy Woof and I make magic, my story isn’t tragic, you won’t find me in an attic, and most importantly I make it happen! I have been known to roll with ladies of the beauty queen pageants, I stay away from all the has-beens, and I am always packing some pretty enchanted gadgets!! This is how I spin, so have a grin, please don’t ever sin, just listen to my story begin: You and a dog is always a win so come on and join in!!

I will keep on rappin, tappin, and mappin your ride, hopefully you won’t be nappin inside, just clappin in time and making a chime that coordinates with my rhyme!! I hope you find the time to explore this wild ride and sit beside at least one of the doggy kind, give him a balanced stride, show him your pride and all the love you have inside!! Don’t hide the fun just get out and run!! Mu woof man days are all full of play and these pups can take you away to that special place of fun ways and endless play so I say: get up and go, grab a pup and let him show you how to flow, and maybe give you a tow, you can even help with a row and then you all can blow down the road and yeah he can ho the load that’s how it goes!! So when you are there without a care it’s time to share some of that stare and dare to find a best friend with hair and together you all will forever rock and roll and light up your heart and soul!! Now Wizzy will wave his magic wand and you will create the ultimate bond!!

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So get on down to the pound and find a hound that needs a home to roam around, make it known you love him so, not with a text on the phone but with a hug and doggy bone!! That’s the tone so don’t leave him alone you will be blown away and flown in ways you could never imagine so make this happen and your life will take on a new passion of some incredible action as your dog will give you traction without ration just full out paw bashing, tongue lashing, tail smashing, as you guys go dashing around these new ways together you have found and that’s my rapping sound!! I hope you were able to get down and move all around remember the Wizzy WooF hound says bark loud, sing it proud that’s how he says wow, oh yeah!! Now he will take a bow so make a vow and let a dog be your best pal!!


This Is Wizzy WooF (West Coast Hound Sounds)

I am Wizzy Woof and I make magic, my story isn’t tragic, you won’t find me in an attic, and most importantly I make it happen! I have been known to roll with ladies of the beauty queen pageants, I stay away from all the has-beens, and I am always packing some pretty enchanted gadgets!! This is how I spin, so have a grin, please don’t ever sin, just listen to my story begin: You and a dog is always a win so come on and join in!!

I will keep on rappin, tappin, and mappin your ride, hopefully you won’t be nappin inside, just clappin in time and making a chime that coordinates with my rhyme!! I hope you find the time to explore this wild ride and sit beside at least one of the doggy kind, give him a balanced stride, show him your pride and all the love you have inside!! Don’t hide the fun just get out and run!! Mu woof man days are all full of play and these pups can take you away to that special place of fun ways and endless play so I say: get up and go, grab a pup and let him show you how to flow, and maybe give you a tow, you can even help with a row and then you all can blow down the road and yeah he can ho the load that’s how it goes!! So when you are there without a care it’s time to share some of that stare and dare to find a best friend with hair and together you all will forever rock and roll and light up your heart and soul!! Now Wizzy will wave his magic wand and you will create the ultimate bond!!

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So get on down to the pound and find a hound that needs a home to roam around, make it known you love him so, not with a text on the phone but with a hug and doggy bone!! That’s the tone so don’t leave him alone you will be blown away and flown in ways you could never imagine so make this happen and your life will take on a new passion of some incredible action as your dog will give you traction without ration just full out paw bashing, tongue lashing, tail smashing, as you guys go dashing around these new ways together you have found and that’s my rapping sound!! I hope you were able to get down and move all around remember the Wizzy WooF hound says bark loud, sing it proud that’s how he says wow, oh yeah!! Now he will take a bow so make a vow and let a dog be your best pal!!


WooFWizard’s Blizzard Of Rhymes (Mid-West MUTT Music)

Yea, I am Whizzy Woof – this is my blizzard of rhymes, you better watch out
I bark but don’t bite!

VERSE 1:
I am whizzy woof AKA the WooF Wizard, and this is my blizzard of rhymes
I hope you have the time
To listen to me chime!! You see I dance all around
And run all over town
I can be found getting down
With some of the best partying hounds!
I like to sing and ring birthday flings
And make all feel like kings
I cling to happiness and can tap dance and sing
Any tune that might behoove you to groove
So check me out give me a shout and let me spin some hits
While you grin at these rifts then find your fit to give you a lift!!
I have been known to wave a wand, drink from a pond
And chew a kong but please I am not fond
Of egg foo young, so let me say hi to my friends
Tom, Jon, Ron, Don and Juan!!

CHORUS:
That’s me Whizzy Woof, AKA the Woof Wizzard
Whizzy Woof, Whizzy Whizzy, Whizzy Woof
I rhyme all day, I bring it like a blizzard
Whizzy Woof, Whizzy Whizzy, Whizzy Woof

VERSE 2:
We have a bond that only canine
And mankind can align, that’s our find
And we all just jive, and bring any party alive!!
So how about a hi-five for this rocking WooF tribe!!
Wizzy makes Fantasy become reality
And I am the man your dog will demand!!
I take small pups and turn them into large ruff ruffs
With my wizardry mastery is all it was meant to be
So let them dogs dream and team with me as they run free
To get on the scene with the whizzy woof wild phene!!
Let’s run and shout and dance all about!
I can make sadness disappear and put those ruff days in the rear
That means no more tears!! So have no fear
The whizzy woof is here!! Not on a Lear jet
And not riding behind a deer, but you can see it clear
Without a veer off you will just shear off pain
And let it drain without complain
Even in the rain you won’t stain
Just keep rolling in the whizzy woof vain!!
Keep rolling in the Whizzy Woof Vain, go on and do your thang

CHORUS:
That’s me Whizzy Woof, AKA the Woof Wizzard
Whizzy Woof, Whizzy Whizzy Whizzy Whizzy Woof
I rhyme all day, I bring it like a blizzard
That’s me, Whizzy Whizzy Woof

VERSE 3:
So let me spin it again and send
This party into a feeding frendzy trend!!
Now don’t pretend or bend your style its just like Zen
And can be as rowdy or calm as you intend!!!

The WooF Wizard never let’s the party end
Now come on in my den
And let’s dance and and let’s sing
And show them all how Big Dogs can prance and ring

As we flash some bling, don’t take a chance just spring
And have a glance it wont sting as you go into a trance
And cling to this incredible Wizzy WooF thing!
This incredible Wizzy WooF thing!


WooFWizard’s Blizzard Of Rhymes (West Coast Hound Sounds)

I am Wizzy WooF AKA The WooFWizard, and this is my blizzard of rhymes, I I hope you have the time to listen to me chime!! You see I dance all around and run all over town! I can be found getting down with some of the best partying hounds! I like to sing and ring birthday flings and make all feel like kings. I cling to happiness and can tap dance and sing any tune that might behoove you to groove so check me out give me a shout and let me spin some hits while you grin at these rifts than find your fit to give you a lift!!

I have been known to wave a wand, drink from a pond, and chew a kong but please I am not fond of egg foo young, so let me say hi to my friends Tom, Jon, Ron, Don and Juan!! We have a bond that only canine and mankind can align, thats our find and we all just jive, and bring any party alive!! So how about a hi-five for this rocking WooF tribe!!

Wizzy makes Fantasy become reality and I am the man your dog will demand!! I take small pups and turn them into large ruff ruffs. With me wizardry mastery is all it was meant to be so let them dogs dream and team with me as they run free to get on the scene with the Wizzy WooF wild phene!!

Lets run and shout and dance dance all about! I can make sadness disappear and put those ruff days in the rear, that means no more tears!! So have no fear the Wizzy WooF is here!! Not on a Lear jet and not riding behind a deer but you can see it clear without a veer off you will just shear off pain and let it drain without complain even in the rain you won’t stain just keep rolling in the Wizzy WooF vain!!

So let me spin it again and send this party into a feeding frendzy trend!! Now don’t pretend or bend your style its just like Zen and can be as rowdy or calm as you intend!!! The WooFWizard never let’s the party end, now come on in my den and let’s dance and sing and show them all how Big Dogs can prance and ring as we flash some bling, don’t take a chance just spring and have a glance it wont sting as you go into a trance and cling to this incredible Wizzy WooF thing!


Wizzy’s Ditty (East Coast YAP RAPS)

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In the fifties and sixties Wizzy wasn’t quite a hippy, and his girl crush wasn’t named Trixy! This is his ditty it might make you giddy, but don’t get bitchy, or witchy just stay pretty. That’s right Wizzy is witty so have no pity he has rocked many cities with this ditty!

Wizzy was a 1980s guy that was so fly he didn’t even have to try!! Back in his day he would have his way and get so much play with the ladies, and I don’t mean having any babies, just maybe some fun while careful of the crazies especially any that may have rabies!!

Wizzy was the man back In the day when all the WooFs would come to his parties and play the old school hits and they’d be rolling in their lifts, oh yeah fast rides define this wild time!! 5.0 stangs were the one many clang to with their woofers going bang as we would hang, speak some slang but no cell phones rang, you would still say dang as you saw his fangs, you would ask yo you part of the WooFPAK gang??

Music was a little elusive from LL Cool and Moe Dee’s jewels touting their lyrics I can still hear it, trying to make each other fear it, and make us all want to be near it, battling it out bout after bout, shout after shout, over who would rule their route of RAP that’s what they were all about and you would listen and understand their hand no doubt!!

Wizzy liked the heavyweight fights. Iron Mike would psyche with his might and was at the height as he then started to shine a little too bright and get out of sight, with all his likes he started to do so much that didn’t seem right!! Yes – Tyson, Holyfield, and Bowe were all the part of the 80s boxing glow, the heart of banging fists like today’s Mixed Martial Arts Hits! Not quite the same boxing was more tame and the main game with that kind of fame!! Tyson gave it the gory name when he got a little lame and took aim as he tried to make Holyfield’s ear his dinner course main!

Madonna was a hottie and not somebody’s mommy, maybe not quite the sweet latte that she pretended to be but that was alright by me! Vanity would shake it up with some referred suggestive profanity that could make you question her sanity but she was just as talented as could be and a wild child who was anything but mild!! And of course Miss Jackson was happening as she sung about nasty boys and was in control of them and their toys!! Salt and Peppa was not a true spice but a nice pair that would dare you to push it but being a WooF I’d rather mush it!!

Finally Wizzy will make you a little dizzy as he goes into a tizzy telling you about the flying basketball that was Michael Jordan’ s call!! He would get so many dying to witness him riding the air with his soaring flair you’d think he was hiding some wings the way he would spring, like a sling shot he was on top burning hot and he would cling to the ball as his propulsion would sing to us all!!

This is Wizzy’s RAP that is recap of his 80s laps. I hope you got to track some of these happenings way back and could map the excitement because there weren’t any apps or other traps, to tap into these acts you couldn’t even get lost in a nap!! You just had to snap to it, than you knew it and could take to it, you needed some fitness to witness what was for Wizzy this incredible hipness!!


Wizzy’s Ditty (West Coast Hound Sounds)

In the fifties and sixties Wizzy wasn’t quite a hippy, and his girl crush wasn’t named Trixy! This is his ditty it might make you giddy, but don’t get bitchy, or witchy just stay pretty. That’s right Wizzy is witty so have no pity he has rocked many cities with this ditty!

Wizzy was a 1980s guy that was so fly he didn’t even have to try!! Back in his day he would have his way and get so much play with the ladies, and I don’t mean having any babies, just maybe some fun while careful of the crazies especially any that may have rabies!!

Wizzy was the man back In the day when all the Woofs would come to his parties and play the old school hits and they’d be rolling in their lifts, oh yeah fast rides define this wild time!! 5.0 stangs were the one many clang to with their woofers going bang as we would hang, speak some slang but no cell phones rang, you would still say dang as you saw his fangs, you would ask yo you part of the WooFPAK gang??

Music was a little elusive from LL Cool and Moe Dee’s jewels Touting their lyrics I can still hear it, trying to make each other fear it, and make us all want to be near it, battling it out bout after bout, shout after shout, over who would rule their route of RAP that’s what they were all about and you would listen and understand their hand no doubt!!

Wizzy liked the heavyweight fights. Iron Mike would psyche with his might and was at the height as he then started to shine a little too bright and get out of sight, with all his likes he started to do so much that didn’t seem right!! Yes – Tyson, Holyfield, and Boe were all the part of the eighties boxing glow, the heart of banging fists like today’s mixed martial arts hits! Not quite the same boxing was more tame and the main game with that kind of fame!! Tyson gave it the gory name when he got a little lame and took aim as he tried to make Holyfield’s ear his dinner course main!

Madonna was a hottie and not somebody’s mommy, maybe not quite the sweet latte that she pretended to be but that was alright by me! Vanity would shake it up with some referred light profanity that could make you question her sanity but she was just as talented as could be and a wild child who was anything but mild!! And of course Miss Jackson was happening as she sung about nasty boys and was in control of them and their toys!! Salt and Peppa was not a true spice but a nice pair that would dare you to push it but being a WooF I’d rather mush it!!

Finally Wizzy will make you a little dizzy as he goes into a tizzy telling you about the flying basketball that was Michael Jordan’ s call!! He would get so many dying to witness him riding the air with his soaring flair you’d think he was hiding some wings the way he would spring, like a sling shot he was on top burning hot and he would cling to the ball as his propulsion would sing to us all!!

This is Wizzy’s rap that is recap of his eighties laps. I hope you got to track some of these happenings way back and could map the excitement because there weren’t any apps or other traps, to tap into these acts you couldn’t even get lost in a nap!! You just had to snap to it, than you knew it and could take to it, you needed some fitness to witness what was for Wizzy this incredible hipness!!


The Wizzy WooF Story (East Coast YAP RAPS)

Wizzy Woof ain’t no goof but he is sometimes aloof and then appears in a poof!! He can rock the roof off and that ain’t no spoof so listen here for the proof!!

Wizzy is the British born husky bloke that plays with smoke and he ain’t no joke!! He’s been known to ride the magic carpet and hang with pretty pup starlets not hound type harlots but some are like garnet huskies and can be a little fussy even though Wizzy thinks their being lusty so he justly may have to robustly jet to avoid their fret and get away from their stress and awkward come on threats, he don’t need that mess!!

Wizzy WooF it has been said use to jive and rhyme with the Lockness monster’s kind but before he fled he lead a pack of wolves and they use to gather and chew on hooves!! They drove and flowed around the Scottish lakes and roads in the Lockness stealth mode like there was a code to stay low and never row or tow because you can’t be slow or you will glow and get known so don’t blow that mystery that is really wild to me and be seen than Wizzy will become a legend dream which is part of the whole team and this wizards scheme!!

So today Wizzy is never in a tizzy just a little fizzy which can make you dizzy because he can appear like a masterpiece from Rizzi he like some of the other Woofs like to play Frisbee when he is not with his wife missy or his pal grizzly, that’s the way of Wizzy!!


“The Wizzy WooF Story” (West Coast Hound Sounds)

Wizzy Woof ain’t no goof but he is sometimes aloof and then appears in a poof!! He can rock the roof off and that ain’t no spoof so listen here for the proof!!

Wizzy is the British born husky bloke that plays with smoke and he ain’t no joke!! He’s been known to ride the magic carpet and hang with pretty pup starlets not hound type harlots but some are like garnet huskies and can be a little fussy even though Wizzy thinks their being lusty so he justly may have to robustly jet to avoid their fret and get away from their stress and awkward come on threats!!

Wizzy WooF it has been said use to jive and rhyme with the Lockness monster’s kind but before he fled he lead a pack of wolves and they use to gather and chew on hooves!! They drove and flowed around the Scottish lakes and roads in the Lockness stealth mode like there was a code to stay low and never row or tow because you can’t be slow or you will glow and get known so don’t blow that mystery that is really wild to me and be seen than Wizzy will become a legend dream which is part of the whole team and this wizards scheme!!

So today Wizzy is never in a tizzy just a little fizzy which can make you dizzy because he can appear like a masterpiece from Rizzi he like some of the other Woofs like to play Frisbee when he is not with his wife missy or his pal grizzly, that’s the way of Wizzy!!

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